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Learn how to swear in romanian

Romanian – Ce puii mei?
English – What my chickens?

Romanian – Du-te-n pisicii ma-tii
English – Go into your mother’s cats

Romanian – Ce pusca mea?
English – What my gun?

Romanian – Pana mea
English – My feather

Romanian – Ce basca mea?
English – What my hat?

Romanian – E cu capu!
English – He is with his head

Romanian – Nu ma freca la icre
English – Don’t rub my fish eggs

Romanian – Plimba ursul
English – Go walk the bear

Romanian – Ma doare-n paispe
English – It hurts in my fourteen

It won’t be Cheerios

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
– “You know what?” says the 6-year-old,
– “I think it’s about time we start cussing.”
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.
– “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.”
– “OK!” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
– “Aw hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts
– “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice,
– “And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”


Engleza chinuita a fostului presedinte al Romaniei a produs o adanca impresie asupra romanului. Prin urmare, a rezultat si un banc pe masura:
Iliescu a ajuns la Londra, la hotel a sunat la “room-service” si a spus :
Nimeni nu a inteles nimic si au cerut ajutor de la Ambasada Romana. A venit un traducator oficial si in sfarsit au aflat ce vrea Iliescu:
“2 ceaiuri la camera 222.”