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Learn how to swear in romanian

Romanian – Ce puii mei?
English – What my chickens?

Romanian – Du-te-n pisicii ma-tii
English – Go into your mother’s cats

Romanian – Ce pusca mea?
English – What my gun?

Romanian – Pana mea
English – My feather

Romanian – Ce basca mea?
English – What my hat?

Romanian – E cu capu!
English – He is with his head

Romanian – Nu ma freca la icre
English – Don’t rub my fish eggs

Romanian – Plimba ursul
English – Go walk the bear

Romanian – Ma doare-n paispe
English – It hurts in my fourteen

is Michael Jackson God ?

A little kid asks his father:
-“Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
-“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks:
-“Daddy, is God black or white?”
-“Both son, both.”
-“Daddy, does God love children?”
-“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says:
-“Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”