A little kid asks his father:
-“Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
-“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks:
-“Daddy, is God black or white?”
-“Both son, both.”
-“Daddy, does God love children?”
-“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says:
-“Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”