Top 10 reasons climbing is better than sex:

10. Choice of novice or expert routes
9. A climb can last all day
8. Guidebooks tell you how many visitors have been there before you
7. Can pick the length and diameter of your rope
6. There is always someone backing you up in case you fall off
5. You can leave your protection behind for the next guy
4. Lots of tight cracks
3. It’s not considered kinky to wear a harness
2. The only rubber you wear is on your feet
1. There are still rocks that haven’t been touched!