AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
DACIA : Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta