Unei tiganci ii venise sa nasca in intersectie… un politai o incuraja: hai ca poti impinge!
Tiganca avea gemeni… scoate unu capu afara din pasarica se uita, intra la loc si ii zice celuilalt:
– Coaie hai prin spate ca pe aici is gabori!
Noaptea, inainte de examen. In apartamentul profesorului suna telefonul pe la 3.
Cu o voce iritata acesta raspunde:
-Da!
-Dormi?
-Bineinteles ca dorm!
-…si noi invatam ‘tu-ti mortii ma-tii !…
A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Sheldon ! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.” Mother says “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents ! Are you crazy?
Intr-o benzinarie, un programator se uita derutat la pompe si murmura:
– 95? … 98? … 95! … 98! … Vazandu-l pierdut, un angajat al benzinariei se apropie si il intreaba:
– Cu ce va pot ajuta? Cu o raza de fericire in privire, raspunde:
– Benzina XP sau Vista aveti?
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
DACIA : Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta