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Versuri Rihanna – Disturbia
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
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What’s wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I’m going crazy now
No more gas in the rig
Can’t even get it started
Nothing heard, nothing said
Can’t even speak about it
All my life on my head
Don’t want to think about it
Feels like I’m going insane
Yeah
It’s a thief in the night
To come and grab you
It can creep up inside you
And consume you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
It’s too close for comfort
Throw on your brake lights
We’re in the city of wonder
Ain’t gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in disturbia
It’s like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Your mind is in disturbia
Ain’t used to what you like
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Faded pictures on the wall
It’s like they talkin’ to me
Disconnectin’ your call
Your phone don’t even ring
I gotta get out
Or figure this shit out
It’s too close for comfort
It’s a thief in the night
To come and grab you
It can creep up inside you
And consume you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
I feel like a monster
Throw on your brake lights
We’re in the city of wonder
Ain’t gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in disturbia
It’s like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Your mind is in disturbia
Ain’t used to what you like
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Release me from this curse I’m in
Trying to maintain
But I’m struggling
You can’t go, go, go
I think I’m going to oh, oh, oh
Throw on your brake lights
We’re in the city of wonder
Ain’t gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in disturbia
It’s like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Your mind is in disturbia
Ain’t used to what you like
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Stimati angajati,
Va rugam sa recoltati si sa predati fiecare la departamentul resurse umane 2 ml. de sange si 2 g . fecale, deoarece dorim sa stabilim daca aveti munca in sange sau va cacati pe ea.
CONDUCEREA
Un preot locuia langa o manastire si avea 10 gaini si un cocos.
Cocosul din cand in cand disparea, dar aparea pana seara. Ultima data cand a zburat nu s-a mai intors si preotul, primul lucru duminica in biserica, a intrebat lumea:
– As vrea sa stiu daca cineva are un cocos?… si toti barbatii s-au sculat in picioare…
– Nu, nu, nu, am vrut sa intreb daca cineva a vazut un cocos?…si toate femeile s-au sculat in picioare…
– Nu, nu, nu, nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu, vreau sa stiu daca cineva de aici a vazut un cocos care nu-i apartine?… si jumatate din femei s-au sculat in picioare…
– Nu, nu, nu, nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu, vreau sa stiu daca cineva a vazut cocosul meu?… si toate maicutele s-au sculat in picioare.
Tanara si proaspata nevasta ii spune sotului:
– Uite cum o sa mearga lucrurile pe plan sexual de acum inainte:
Daca seara cand vii acasa si vezi ca imi este parul ordonat atunci nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, daca parul imi este putin dezordonat atunci poate vreau sau poate nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, depinde de cum am chef, iar daca parul meu arata complet dezordonat atunci cu siguranta ca vreau sa fac sex cu tine.
– Bine draga mea, zice sotul, hai sa-ti spun cum vad eu chestia cu sexul:
Seara cand vin eu acasa beau bere. Daca beau numai o bere inseamna ca nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, daca beau doua beri inseamna ca nu m-am hotarat daca sa fac sex cu tine ori nu, daca beau trei sau mai multe beri fii sigura ca ma doare in cur de freza ta!