A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Sheldon ! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.” Mother says “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents ! Are you crazy?